Is Woodbury a land of giants?
For there, among the biggest of the big box stores, in one strip mall out of dozens, is a meal fit for a titan.
It's a giant quesadilla called the machete, and it'll cut your hunger right out of you.
An oblong quesadilla stretching to almost 2 feet in length, is filled with up to five meats or vegetables, topped with cheese, lettuce, avocado and then more cheese. Weighing in at close to 2 pounds, it's the equivalent of eight regular-sized tacos.
To wash it all down? A margarita by the (almost) half-gallon.
The machete quesadilla, aka the machetazo, from Machete Cocina Mexicana (803 Bielenberg Drive, Woodbury, 651-478-7511, machetecm.com) is the latest over-the-top food to be featured in the Star Tribune's Outta Control video series. Watch past videos of a deep-fried burger and 6 feet of handmade mozzarella cheese at startribune.com/outtacontrol.
The machete might sound like a stunt, an eating challenge, a desperate grab for social media virality. It's not.
It's been a popular dish in Mexico City since the 1960s. But the Twin Cities hasn't seen anything like it, until recently. Machete Cocina Mexicana (which is named for the dish) has been making its 21-inch machete since it opened in 2018. Its sister restaurant, Los Ocampo in Minneapolis, also serves it. Taco Libre's four Twin Cities restaurants have been griddling their 18-inch version of the machete with two fillings for a few years.