There once was a writer from L.A.
Who typed poems by the Rainforest Café.
Retail verse he'll dispense.
As MOA writer-in-residence.
To commemorate the megamall's birthday.
That's the fate of Brian Sonia-Wallace, the new writer-in-residence for the Mall of America.
The gigantic shopping and entertainment complex announced Thursday that Sonia-Wallace is the winner of its writer-in-residence contest, beating out more than 4,000 entries for the chance to stay at a mall-attached hotel for four nights, spend a $400 gift card at the food court and take home a $2,500 honorarium.
In return, Sonia-Wallace has promised to crank out 125 shopper-inspired poems, 25 each day for five days, on a typewriter at the mall from June 14-18. The poems will be recorded and shared with the public over the summer to celebrate the mall's 25th birthday in August.