Kellyn Gorder is a well-regarded thoroughbred trainer. Bourbon Warfare won a maiden race for him at Churchill Downs on Nov. 22, 2014. The horse was drug tested and came back for a trace of methamphetamine.
"Trace" should be taken literally. A picogram is one-trillionth of a gram. Split samples are taken in drug testing of racehorses. Bourbon Warfare's first split came back at 57 picograms and the second at 48 picograms.
Rich Halvey covers thoroughbred racing in his blog "Halvey on Horse Racing." Halvey contacted Dr. Steven Barker, a professor of veterinary medicine at LSU, to ask about the significance of those numbers of picograms.
"Forty-eight picograms of meth isn't enough to get a flea high," Barker said.
No matter.
In the new, crazed era of fanatics running the drug-testing mechanism of horse racing, Gorder received a one-year suspension from training.
The idea of Gorder overseeing the injection of a minute dose of meth in a 1,200-pound thoroughbred seemed ludicrous.
And so does this: The stewards at Canterbury Park and the racing commission appear ready to take similar action against Mac Robertson, the most prominent and successful trainer at the Shakopee horse track.