
The burger: A person doesn't go into the Copper Hen Cakery & Kitchen thinking that they're going to encounter a burger for the ages. A spectacular brown butter-enriched chocolate chip cookie, or a live-altering bacon-blueberry muffin, yes. But a burger? Not really.
But at second glance, it's not such a stretch. Owners Danielle and Chris Bjorling are in the business of transforming flour (I like to think of their kitchen as a modern-day Pillsbury Bake-Off, back in the era when the contest was all about creating sensations with Pillsbury's Best all-purpose, rather than repurposing Grands! Flaky Layers Butter Tastin' Biscuits; you know, actual baking). With a burger, the process often starts with a hamburger bun.
And when it's the Copper Hen, we're talking a fantastic hamburger bun. It's a brioche-style beauty, shaped by hand and baked each morning. The Bjorlings are keeping no secrets where all of that soft, yeasty deliciousness starts.
"The amount of butter in that thing is ridiculous," said Danielle with a laugh. "It's so rich that lots of time I order the burger without the bun, even though the bun is the best part." (I stringently advise against that. The bun must stay). And no, the kitchen doesn't add a swipe of butter when the buns get toasted.
"They have so much buttery texture as it is," she said. "That would be overkill."
As if prudence was a genuine concern. Please. The patty is another wonder, a thick, roughly-hewn monster using the ground beef mix from Peterson Limousin Farms in Osceola, Wis. The kitchen fortifies that flavorful but lean grass-fed meat with — you got it — butter. "We brown a ton of butter and basically fold that delicious fat it into the beef," said Danielle Bjorling.
Yes, the glory that is brown butter. Are you sensing a pattern yet? I'm so trying this formula at home, because it's a strategy that leads to an outrageously rich patty, one that simmers in its own juices on the flap top grill until the meat reaches a barely pink medium-rare.
The rest is refreshingly uncomplicated. Yellow onions are peeled, cut and cooked on the stovetop, low and slow, until they reach a gently sweet, compote-like consistency, then heaped on top of the patty with gleeful abandon. English cucumbers are sliced thin and cured in vinegar, jalapeño, garlic and mustard seeds until they hit that crunchy-tangy sweet spot.