At last count, Minnesota was home to more than 2.1 million automobiles. On some days, all of them seem to be crawling along the streets of Minneapolis.
Drivers within the city limits have discovered the limits of driving within the city.
The car chaos of Lake Street is matched by the transport torments of I-35 and I-94 and raised by the orange-coned gauntlet of downtown streets.
As an editorial cartoonist once observed, "Happy Motoring" has been replaced by "Happy Muttering."
Drivers should shout "Stop!" But where would they find parking?
The call of the open road is reserved for glossy car ads where the latest models glide along empty thoroughfares like yachts sailing along a placid sea.
Airy fantasy masking air-fouling reality.
In recent months, Minneapolis city officials have been meditating on ways to tamp down traffic — and with it, air pollution and climate-changing greenhouse gases.