The NHL-employed off-ice officials who man Wild games needed to hit the showers after one period Saturday night.
One of the league's strictest crews when it comes to accounting for shots, they registered 41 combined shots in the first 20 minutes of the Wild-Colorado Avalanche derby.
But of the Wild's 21, only Charlie Coyle's crossed the goal line, and that perfectly exemplified how torturous it has been lately for the Wild to score.
Tyler Graovac did add a highlight-reel goal in the second period to give the Wild a two-goal cushion. But just when it looked like Devan Dubnyk would cruise to a second consecutive shutout, the Avalanche stormed back in the third to punch the Wild in the gut, 3-2.
The defeat, Dubnyk said, was "as frustrating as it gets."
"We stopped playing. I don't know what happened. That's not like us," the goalie said. "I don't know if we thought it was going to be an easy third with the way the game was going, but we had a pretty good game going, and that's a waste of a game."
Bruce Boudreau was left simmering.
"I need more from a lot of guys," the coach said. "When was the last time any of us had a multi-point game? You can't win every night in this league 1-nothing, 2-1."