What if — what if — oh, wow, this is crazy — but what if the Mississippi River doesn't begin in Lake Itasca?
What if it begins in — South Dakota?
Seriously.
Sort of.
The question by Wendell Duffield, first posed in an essay in 2012, isn't really new. Other geology texts and scholarly papers have cited similar logic.
Nor does Duffield, a geologist who grew up in Browns Valley, Minn., on the South Dakota border north of Big Stone Lake, mean any harm (although he does live a safe distance away in Washington state).
Nor does he seek to rewrite history, despite feeling that generations have been "bamboozled by the Itasca tale, which is told as gospel to children before they are educated enough to be critical thinkers."
Still, he said with a good-natured laugh, "I don't think there's any chance in hell anybody is going to change the names of rivers. That gets into political jealousies.