Even Derrick Rose was able to laugh at the joke, even though he made it at his own expense.
Rose had just played a huge role in the Timberwolves' 121-105 victory over Houston on Saturday night at Target Center, a game that left the Wolves down 2-1 in the playoff series.
Rose came off the bench to score 17 points. He made eight of 16 shots and added two assists and two steals in 21 minutes.
He was aggressive on the perimeter on defense. With the ball in his hands, he attacked the rim, drove and scored a few times and hit his share of midrange shots. He scored 10 points and was a team-best plus-nine in the first half.
In the fourth quarter, playing all 12 minutes, he scored seven points, making a corner three with 2 minutes, 10 seconds left that put the Wolves up 16.
"That's why I'm here," said Rose, who has dealt with injuries for years. He was signed as a free agent relatively late in the season, reuniting with coach Tom Thibodeau.
But then, that joke. Rose doesn't make a lot of three-pointers. He will attack the rim or pull up and hit a midrange in the lane. He is kind of a throwback.
"That's my game anyway," he said. "Attack. Get them to close in. Kick the ball out or score. But with today's league, my game is almost kind of gone."