It's a good thing Zygi and Mark Wilf aren't on Twitter. They'd be awful.
"You mean the 130-character limit?" Mark said.
See. These guys don't even know that you actually get 140 characters to knee-jerk your way from game to game, quarter to quarter, play to play.
As owners of the Vikings, Monday night wasn't particularly pleasant for the Wilfs. Their team not only lost a game, it misplaced its identity in a 20-3 loss at San Francisco.
If you think you were upset, well, imagine owning the team. Imagine what you'd do with raw emotion if it came with the power to jerk that knee in any direction you darn well pleased.
So what did the Wilfs do this week? They said they practiced patience and moved on. Sorry, Twitter.
"We're as disappointed as the players; everyone in the building is disappointed," Mark said. "But we have to turn quickly on a dime. We're taking the coach's cue and we're on to Detroit. That's how he says it."
Like most NFL coaches, Mike Zimmer has a "24-hour" rule. Stew over a loss or celebrate a win if you must, but be done moping or whooping 24 hours later. Owners aren't exempt.