Drew Brees setting the record for NFL passing yards Monday night transported me back to a mystical time when Brad Childress looked like an oracle and Nick Saban resembled a fool, a time that mired the Miami Dolphins in mediocrity and led the New Orleans Saints to the Super Bowl.
I was at spring training in Fort Myers, Fla., covering the Twins, when the Dolphins called a news conference so Saban could discuss, or avoid discussing, the signing of Daunte Culpepper.
I drove across Alligator Alley to find Saban standing behind a lectern, explaining why — or refusing to explain why — his team chose Culpepper as its franchise quarterback.
If you remember, Childress' first revelatory act as Vikings head coach was to ridicule Culpepper's unwillingness to rehabilitate his injured knee in Minnesota. Childress described Culpepper working out on his own in Florida, saying, "They go into a Walmart parking lot to do his movement. So you can understand where I'm coming from. There's the HealthSouth, the Chinese restaurant, the laundromat, here's the alley, out the back door and into the Walmart parking lot."
Culpepper rehabilitated his knee well enough in the parking lots of Florida to trade a second-round draft pick to the Vikings for him, choosing that price over the large contract Brees was asking for.
Imagine the football landscape if the Dolphins had signed Brees in 2006 instead of trading for Culpepper.
The Dolphins, with Brees, might have dented the New England Patriots' dynasty.
Brees and Tom Brady would have faced each other twice a season.