Rich people are cheating their kids into college, and it's ruining higher education, basic fairness and Hallmark Christmas movies for everybody.
The FBI busted 33 parents last week after they leveraged their wealth or C-list Hollywood celebrity to scam the college admissions system.
They lied on applications, hired impostors to take entrance exams, faked learning disabilities and bribed coaches to put their untalented kids on team rosters.
These people, who already had so much, stole an education from those who had less and deserved more.
Maybe one of their acceptance letters should have gone to a kid in Minnesota.
Maybe that spot at an elite school would have gone to a kid from a farm, who downloaded all her college application forms on a computer that crept along at dial-up speed. Or a kid who worked two jobs to cover community college tuition and was finally ready to transfer to a university to finish up his degree. Maybe a suburban kid who filled out all the paperwork for a six-figure student loan debt, trusting that a good education is worth the cost.
Instead, we're told an actress spent half a million dollars to get her uninterested kids into college, where they spent all their time vlogging makeup tips and dorm room decor to millions of followers on YouTube.
America is angrier than a Hallmark Channel executive who just realized she's going to need to cast between one and 20 new actresses to replace Lori Loughlin on various productions.