Anthony Barr and Eric Kendricks, college roommates at UCLA and now every-down linebackers for the Vikings, are sitting in the sun outside of Winter Park and are, at a reporter's request, trying to reach a consensus on which one is better looking.
"Me," Kendricks, his long, black hair tamed in a ponytail, answers without hesitation.
Barr, his long frame slouched on a bench next to Kendricks, is more contemplative, bellowing a loud "Aaaaaaaaaaaagh!" sound that rises up out of his belly. "Most handsome?"
The duo asks for input from a couple of Vikings teammates who are walking off the field after Thursday's practice, but they will have to sort this one out themselves.
"I feel like it's just pick your poison," Kendricks finally says. "He's tall. And I have the hair."
"He's got the flow," Barr replies, and Kendricks laughs, perhaps at himself again.
At that moment, Barr and Kendricks were just two California kids lounging on a bench, casually discussing with little debate which one was smarter, more outgoing, messier in their college apartment.
Sunday, they will line up next to each other at Ford Field and race each other to the rib cage of Lions quarterback Matthew Stafford.