Here's today's news quiz: What prominent figure on the U.S. political scene recently unleashed the following colorful witticism about his adversaries (abbreviated here for publication in a family newspaper):
"I F---ing Hate Those ... Motherf---ers!"
Easy, you may be thinking. Who else could it be but Anthony Scaramucci, President Donald Trump's flamed-out communications director, whose one brief whining moment at the White House last month reached its crazed climax in a foul-mouthed New Yorker interview that wounded the delicate sensibilities of the American media.
A front-page Star Tribune headline warned of a "Vulgar war for West Wing" set off by Scaramucci's "crass rant" — so profane that figuring out how to convey his language "tests editors," according to the San Jose Mercury News, because the quotes were "absolutely bananas" (CNN) and "beyond words" (Washington Post). Distinguished journalists far and wide quivered with similar revulsion.
Fact is, Scaramucci's F-bomb barrage and orgy of imagined sexual impossibilities were stunningly uncouth. Such baseness at the heights of our political life tempts one to agree with the Post scribe who fretted that "[t]he Trump administration is one long exercise in desensitization."
Except ... our "desensitization" may not have just begun with Trump and company.
You see, you're mistaken if you guessed that "I F---ing Hate Those ... Motherf---ers!" must be a Mount Scaramucci eruption. It's actually a line gleefully spelled out, not once but three times, in the new, much-admired memoir of Al Franken, Minnesota's distinguished U.S. senator.
Now let me hurry to acknowledge that Franken says this line is and always was a joke, which in his view answers any criticism. A large portion of "Giant of the Senate" consists of Franken refighting the battles of the 2008 election campaign that put him in the Senate — complaining all over again about the scrutiny the race brought to a catalog of profane "jokes" from Franken's previous career as a comedian and political satirist.