Climate change is a hoax.
OK, maybe it's real. But it's not caused by the exhaust of power plants, automobiles and other wastes of modern civilization.
All right, fine. Maybe man-made contaminates really will lead to rising temperatures, higher mortality rates, climbing sea levels, freshwater shortages, famine and even wars of survival. But reducing environmental threats would be a price too high to pay today to buy insurance against calamity tomorrow.
Apologies if you've heard this all before, tumbling from both sides of the mouths of public officials who should know better.
Anthropologists one day may dub the current majority on Capitol Hill "Homo Ignoramus." These politicians — and the people who elected them — are the climate-change deniers, followers of the Gospel According to Koch, wherein the billionaire Koch brothers and other fossil-fuel producers inject campaign cash — and phony arguments — into the deliberations of legislators.
The Obama administration in December reached a historic agreement with more than 190 other countries to curb greenhouse gases in a worldwide pact to put a brake on climate change by moving away from the burning of fossil fuels.
The president maneuvered through the deal in a way that will sidestep Senate ratification. But effective results — for Obama and future presidents — will require legislative action on regulations, incentives and limits on conventional fuel consumption.
Next up, the killing field of good ideas — Congress.