Two sets of eyes were peeled and primed to locate and apprehend Vikings cornerback Trae Waynes on the field as Wednesday's practice ended and 90 players began to scatter.
But, poof, he was gone. In about the time it takes the Road Runner to go "meep, meep," Waynes had slipped into the locker room unnoticed.
Geez, this dude might really be the fastest player on the roster.
"I think so," he said from just inside the locker room door. "Either me or Jeff Badet."
The two of them participated in the inaugural "40 yards of Gold" competition, a pay-per-view event hyped and hosted by former NFL receiver Chad Johnson in late June. In a 16-man field of current NFL players and free agents, both were knocked out in the first round. Waynes was beaten by Panthers cornerback Donte Jackson, who eventually lost in the finals to 49ers receiver and former Olympian Marquise Goodwin.
"I got too good of a start," Waynes said. "I started in the front and just tripped up. I told [Jackson] I want a rematch. He knows I slipped."
Some of the loudest debates in the Vikings locker room come when players begin to argue over who's faster or who's the fastest.
"I'm the fastest," said cornerback Xavier Rhodes upon overhearing the conversation with Waynes.