Minnesota issued more than 71,000 permits to carry a firearm in 2016, which was a new record. More than 265,000 of your neighbors are free to carry a gun as they go about their affairs. That's 7 percent of the adult population in this slow-moving stockyard of ours who are feeling lucky when it comes to their chances of getting the drop on a wiseguy.
With only a small portion of new permit-holders living in Hennepin and Ramsey counties, most of the new Minnesotans packing heat live in rural and suburban locales. Welcome to the low-density counties of a state with low crime. Say hello to my little friend.
The head of a local gun-advocacy group described the rise in concealed-carry permits as the "continued normalization of getting a carry permit," reflecting an apparent belief among gun proponents that more firearms in public places just makes life more normal. Following a sustained opposition campaign led by firearms critics including Protect Minnesota and Moms Demand Action, GOP lawmakers appear to have disagreed, having tabled for the time being a pair of so-called "permit-less carry" bills — legislation that would have removed the requirement to take part in screening, training and registering with the sheriff in order to walk around town with a Glock in your pants. The bills would have also asserted the right to carry in many types of public buildings that now post signs on their doors banning guns, buildings like schools. Meanwhile, I still can't bring my own salad dressing into a diner.
A so-called Stand Your Ground bill still could be introduced late in the session through an amendment. It would remove the duty to retreat from a confrontation before firing, and it would allow the subjective determination of a gun owner who feels threatened — serious question: take away all the hunters and is there any other kind? — to be offered as legal defense following the shooting of someone large and unfamiliar on the front porch. It would give homeowners hope of legal cover to use lethal force in defense of property crimes that surpass $1,000 in value, allowing you the chance to become judge, jury and executioner of that intruder making off with your carbon fiber Diamondback.
Should Stand Your Ground make it into law, incursions on lawns, garages, cars and campers all become fair game for arguments asserting the right to lethal self-defense. It's as if the authors of this nihilism were never once children in search of a baseball on the far side of the hedge.
With 300 million guns piling up in just 36 percent of American homes, and with local police in Janesville, Wis., having just dropped $130,000 over 10 days hunting down a man who stole a cache of assault rifles, silencers and other weapons from a dairy-town business called Armageddon Supplies — its back counter looks like the locker for weapons at the start of "Men in Black" — it seems fair to ask: Are we getting meaner?
Because research has demonstrated a so-called weapons effect, whereby the presence of guns changes us for the worse, all of it below the level of awareness.
Back in 1968, a team from the University of Wisconsin-Madison learned that if you allowed a test subject to give electric shocks to a volunteer who had made him upset, the test subject lit up the guy on the other side of the glass with 20 percent more gusto if you set a gun on the nearby table instead of a badminton racket. The researchers described the presence of guns as aggressive cues, and noted their subjects would insist upon denying that weapons had made them meaner despite ample evidence to the contrary.