No major sport incorporates the shrug as seamlessly as Major League Baseball.
Bad game? (Shrug.) "We get to play again tomorrow.'' Bad month? (Shrug.) "Long season.''
Joe Mauer has reigned as the king of ambivalent gestures, the Monarch of "Meh." He has shrugged while performing like a Hall of Famer, while in decline and when in convalescence.
Saturday afternoon, the Twins placed Mauer on the 10-day disabled list with a cervical (neck) strain and concussion symptoms. A quarter of the way through the final season of the contract that has defined his decade, Mauer can't even safely shrug.
The Twins played the 41st game of the season on Saturday, and Mauer, Miguel Sano, Jason Castro and Byron Buxton were missing from the lineup. Only one of the four was present at Target Field.
Sano is at Class AAA Rochester, trying to recover from a hamstring injury. Castro is done for the season with a knee injury. Buxton was given a day off to assess his latest slump. Mauer was home, at The House That Contract Built, afflicted enough that he couldn't even make it to the ballpark.
Yogi Berra once said, "It gets late early around here.'' He could have been describing the 2018 Twins, and the careers of the four position players missing from the lineup on Saturday.
Castro has one year remaining on his contract and has not produced at the plate. Sano has played in 23 of the Twins' past 82 games. Buxton is batting .156 at age 24.