Gabriel Jabbour couldn't help but shake his head as he eased his boat past sunburned throngs guzzling cans of spiked seltzer in the packed waters of Cruiser's Cove last weekend.
The cove next to Big Island has long been summer party central for Lake Minnetonka boaters. But some longtimers like Jabbour say that nowadays, booze and loud music are the least of their worries.
Last month, a mysterious outbreak sickened 116 people who had been in the water during the July 4 weekend — the Super Bowl of lakeside debauchery. The news alarmed surrounding residents and many who come to the lake to party or for a refreshing swim.
"If anybody tells you the geese did it, I have never in my life seen geese out here," said Jabbour, owner of three area marinas and the self-styled "Mayor of Big Island." More likely, he says, is that one of the boats dumped its sewage while anchored, rather than heading back to a marina and taking the risk of losing its spot in the mob of vessels.
His solution is a simple one: Team up with the Hennepin County Sheriff's Office Water Patrol to search for boats with built-in toilet pumps, which he argued have no place on a lake with so many pumping stations. So far, he says, local conservation officials aren't listening.
Making another pass around the cove, Jabbour pointed to the "family" area, where a half-dozen boats bobbed lazily in the waist-deep water. "And this," he said, jabbing a finger farther west, "is where the party animals are."
And any potential risk of getting sick was not keeping them out of the water last weekend.
Standing on a boat drifting through the "party" zone, Makayla Dreier watched as other members of a bachelorette party she was with, including the bride-to-be, splashed around nearby. She had seen the headlines about elevated E. coli levels, but said that that wasn't going to stop her from joining the fun.