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July 29, 2011 at 3:46PM
(The Minnesota Star Tribune)
(The Minnesota Star Tribune)

Go away. Thank you. Or, create a new therapy for a crippling disease by using a revolutionary approach to resequencing the human genome, preferably one that does not result in mass zombification, as happened in taht Will Smith movie. The one with the great dog. What was the name? The movie, not the dog. Right, "I Am Legend." Anyway, do that and you can be in the news again. Otherwise, sorry.

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