'Top 10 ways to mispronounce Kirby Puckett'

May 9, 2015 at 1:29PM
SPECIAL TO MINNEAPOLIS STAR--Kirby Puckett, former Minnesota Twins player, draws a laugh with host David Letterman Thursday night during taping in New York City of "Late Night with David Letterman." The CBS-TV show, featuring a Minnesota angle, and audience specially flown in from that state, airs Friday night.
Kirby Puckett, former Minnesota Twins player, draws a laugh with host David Letterman Thursday night during taping in New York City of "Late Night with David Letterman" in 1997. (Associated Press/The Minnesota Star Tribune)

FROM THE HOME OFFICE IN EDINA

"Top 10 Ways to Mispronounce Kirby Puckett,'' a list read by the Twins great on the "Late Show with David Letterman" that ran on May 9, 1997:

10. Kooby Pickett.

9. Creepy Pockets.

8. Bernie Crumpet.

7. Turkey Bucket.

6. Buddy Hackett.

5. The Puckett Formerly Known as Kirby.

4. Punky Brewster.

3. Kent Hrbek.

2. There once was a man from Nantucket who Kirbied his very own Puckett.

1. Englepuck Kirbydink.

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