Oh, the glamorous world of the chicken farmer.
The calf-deep mud. The subzero-to-sweltering temperatures. The endless, backbreaking work. The, um, fragrance.
Here's a revealing yardstick: When it came time to clear out winter's 8 ½ tons of accumulated manure from the plastic solar-fueled "hoop coops" at Locally Laid Egg Co. in Wrenshall, Minn., about a half-hour southwest of Duluth, co-owner Jason Amundsen recruited six local high schoolers for the task. Only one returned the second day. Guess who ended up finishing?
"Not one of the more pleasant jobs," Amundsen said with a laugh. "But that's the first thing that I learned about farming," he said. "There are no controlled conditions. You nod and smile every time Mother Nature kicks you in the teeth."
Dealing with predatory skunks is no picnic, either. Still, the payoff is significant, certainly for the growing clientele of the two-year-old farm. An early devotee was John Hanson, co-owner of the Duluth Grill in Duluth.
During its peak summer tourist season, the restaurant consumes about 500 dozen eggs per week. Forty percent come from Locally Laid, and Hanson quickly noticed that his kitchen staff was reserving the farm's brown, bespeckled eggs for the finicky demands of short-order frying and poaching, while steering the cooler's remaining egg inventory into scrambles, pancakes, baking and other, far less flashy uses.
"Without any direction from me, they quickly discovered that the Locally Laid eggs were so much easier to use," said Hanson. "The yolks are firm — and they're so yellow that they're almost orange — and the whites are durable. Nothing breaks when they hit the grill."
Proof is in the pan
Judge for yourself and crack one into a hot skillet; the yolk stands tall and proud. Swirled in simmering water, the egg whites hang together like a cumulus cloud floating across a summer sky. Under the force of a whisk, the egg whites whip into near-Himalayan peaks of remarkable volume and durability; add sugar, and they're transformed into the most lustrous, satiny meringue imaginable.