Something seems totally unfair within the MIAC, an inequity that demands drastic measures, perhaps expulsion of one institution.
St. Olaf College is just too dang good at choir.
Just ask them.
"St. Olaf College is recognized worldwide for the exceptional breadth and depth of its music program," the school's website boasts.
Why, if the MIAC held a singing competition — their version of "American Idol" — St. Olaf would embarrass some rivals so badly that, if they kept score, the outcome would be something like 97-0.
"The St. Olaf Choir continues to attract capacity audiences at top venues around the country including Carnegie Hall, Philadelphia's Verizon Hall, the Kennedy Center, Cleveland's Severance Hall and the Orchestra Halls of both Chicago and Minneapolis," the school notes.
This is outrageous! Who can compete with that kind of talent? The other MIAC schools should band together and boot those baritone bullies right out of the conference.
How dare St. Olaf make a sizable investment in something that enhances the school's overall image and pursuit of excellence.