Let's be frank, Bruce Boudreau came to the Wild with a little male pattern baldness in the first place, but the coach quipped Thursday morning that he wished he could explain the Wild's propensity for playing well and usually beating the NHL's current playoff teams but losing to the non-playoff teams.
"I'd have more hair," he cracked.
Boudreau's always good with the one-liners, and the coach had another after the Wild scored the lone goal in a 1-0 victory over the Boston Bruins with 44.5 seconds left … off an intended pass: "This team's going to kill me."
The Wild, 3-5 against teams below the playoff threshold, improved to 6-1-1 against each conference's top-eight by getting a perfect 25-save performance from Devan Dubnyk.
In a dazzling goalie duel between Dubnyk and Tuukka Rask, who entered with a 10-1 record, 1.54 goals-against average and .945 save percentage, it seemed like nobody would ever score.
So it was almost fitting that, as Zach Parise said, "The one we get, it wasn't even a shot."
In the final minute, 15 seconds after Bruins defenseman Adam McQuaid fell hard on his back after being upended by Mikko Koivu, Mikael Granlund circled the net and tried a cross-crease feed to Wild defenseman Jonas Brodin. The puck instead hit McQuaid's shin pad and ricocheted in.
"That's why I always pass," joked Granlund.