Maybe becoming wealthy enough to have your money in a hedge fund is actually one of the drawbacks of getting rich.
Getting access to top hedge managers certainly did not work well for regular folks who had the chance to invest alongside the 1 percent by buying shares in the soon-to-be-closed Whitebox Tactical Opportunities Fund, managed by Whitebox Advisors LLC.
Investors lost money in the fund in 2014 while the S&P 500 returned double digits, and last year would also have been painful.
It would've taken a little out-of-the-box thinking to see investing in this fund as a good idea in the first place because five minutes with the prospectus is all it took to see this was no ordinary mutual fund. Like other hedge funds, this one had the freedom to pursue all manner of aggressive investment ideas.
In fact, given the wide array and complexity of the choices for what the managers could do with their investors' money, maybe the investment strategies section could have been summarized in three words: "Just trust us."
Buying a bucket of Gopher 5 lottery tickets was out of bounds, but not much else was.
The fund could buy the common stock of U.S. or non-U.S. companies, of big companies or little companies. Or it could buy the preferred stock.
The fund could buy bonds issued by governments or corporations or bonds backed by mortgages. It could buy investment-grade bonds or unlimited amounts of junk bonds.