The school bus rolled up to a retreat center on a lake in rural Minnesota, and out stepped a clown. And another. And then another. They just kept coming.
It wasn't a mega-sized clown car gag, but the arrival of campers from all over the country to Mooseburger Clown Arts Camp, the pre-eminent weeklong training program that educates clowns in the art of funny business. Called Moose Camp for short, the annual gathering is in its 19th year, and runs through Sunday in Buffalo, Minn.
Adorned with sequins, rainbows, polka dots, bows and flowers, the campers embraced the longtime staff members and immediately began joking around, like a family reunion where only the hilarious uncles showed up.
"This is like 'March of the Penguins,' " one staffer said, while a man in oversized clown pants strolled past toward check-in.
This year's 75 attendees were about to embark on a mini clown university, where they could choose majors in topics like puppetry, comic writing, hospital visitation and magic, and electives in face-painting, balloon-tying, miming and juggling. Extracurriculars: a "red-nose prom" and a massive pie fight.
Ever wondered how a clown's makeup survives a pie in the face? Or wonder what those pies are really made of? All was revealed within the first hours of camp.
For many students, a highlight of the camp is a public performance in which the clowns can put their new skills to the test. The All Star Clown Show is at 6:30 p.m. Saturday at the Buffalo Civic Center. Admission is free.
The coursework takes place at a Catholic retreat center, where 6-foot wooden cutouts of clown faces are propped up next to religious icons and the smell of incense pervades the clown makeup lab. A small auditorium is transformed for the week into the "dealer's room," where patrons can purchase classic clown videos, red noses, arm-length bow ties and punny props. (A plastic cup with a tiny wooden stool inside? Stool sample.)