If the first round of the NFL draft goes EXACTLY as predicted below — and we all know that mock drafts never, ever go awry, eh? — there will be 21 defenders, seven pass rushers, five Alabama players, three quarterbacks and a guard named Forrest selected while Vikings fans wait and wait and, well, zzzzz. So, without further guessing analysis, let's get to it …
1. Browns
Myles Garrett, DE, Texas A&M
There's no QB worth the top pick this year. In other words, the Browns are even bad at being bad.
2. 49ers
Solomon Thomas, DE, Stanford
San Francisco also needs a QB, but pass rusher is their top defensive priority. They tap the local kid.
3. Bears
Jamal Adams, S, LSU
Chicago sidesteps Jonathan Allen and takes a safety in the first round for the first time since 1990 (Mark Carrier).
4. Jaguars
Jonathan Allen, DT, Alabama