Like a lot of folks hitting the north side of 40, the big guy who stands out at Hwy. 36 and Margaret Street ain't what he used to be.
With creaky bones, flaky skin and insides that always seem damp and chilled, he's beginning to cause more than a little worry among folks in the city of North St. Paul, who've come to take his ever-present smile and welcoming personality for granted.
In short, it's about time to fix what ails the snowman, the iconic symbol of the city ever since it went up in 1974.
The mayor says so. "It's been in the back of my mind for a while," Mayor Mike Kuehn said. "I think people in this town would be really disappointed if the snowman was no longer there."
The fire chief thinks so, too. "He's a big deal around here," said Chief Scott Duddeck. "People from all over just want to stop and touch him."
Even Stacey Hodroff, the new manager of a Holiday store a snowball's throw away knows what the 44-foot-tall icon means to the city of 11,500 residents — and she doesn't even live in North St. Paul.
"There would be a major uprising if they didn't fix him and he went away," she said. "Everyone knows what you're talking about when you say 'the snowman.' "
But getting a giant snowman into shape takes a little more than logging miles on a treadmill and eating healthy snacks.