If Pat Shurmur tells you the New York strip is excellent, order the New York strip. If he tells you it's going to rain, carry an umbrella, even if it's sunny. And if he tells you it's cool to pull an expensive trigger on a Sam Bradford trade eight days before opening day, by all means pull, baby, pull.
On Aug. 31, a day after quarterback Teddy Bridgewater's season-ending knee injury sucker-punched the life out of the entire Vikings Super Bowl contender, Shurmur went from a tight ends coach with some fresh ideas on West Coast schematics to resident Winter Park expert on all things Sam Bradford.
Shurmur, who was Bradford's offensive coordinator in St. Louis in 2010 and Philadelphia last season, was asked this week to reflect on that day and the next two that led to the Bradford trade Sept. 3. He used the word "great" five times while answering one question about what he told Vikings General Manager Rick Spielman about Bradford.
"Sam's a great decisionmaker," Shurmur said.
"He has a great sense of timing," Shurmur said.
"I knew he would be a great teammate," Shurmur said.
"And I really felt having been here for a few months that he would be a great, great fit for our team," Shurmur said.
Shurmur also stressed Bradford's accuracy, his toughness, his appreciation for complementary football, and how the 28-year-old's chronically reconstructed left knee had finally returned to full strength when Bradford closed last season as one of the league's better quarterbacks.
But this was eight days before the season. Spielman needed more than an injury report and a talent evaluation. For lack of more polite words, Spielman needed to know if Bradford was lazy and/or dumb. Quarterbacks with either trait tend not to pick things up quickly. Or care much when they don't.