Raise your steins and grab your foam fingers — the Super Bowl is returning to Minnesota this year.
Finally, the Land of 10,000 Broken Football Hearts gets a chance to revel in the big time again — and maybe even send its own team to the main event. Woo-hoo! At last!
But before you get too excited, check your bank account — as it turns out, we don't all have $2,000 to drop on an evening of helmet-smashing sport and $16 beers.
That doesn't mean you can't get in on the fun, though.
With the chaos of the nation's biggest sporting event swirling through the region, cozy up to your own wide screen with a gaggle of Super Bowl-themed eats and drinks, fittingly steeped in Minnesota tradition. Fry up some cheese curds; those will stick to the ribs more persistently than a D lineman with a scrambling QB in his sights.
For heartier fare, sliders — Jucy Lucy sliders, of course — and mini tater-tot hot dishes will have you doing your own touchdown celebrations. And since a boozy flourish is a must with any Super Bowl party, plan a batch of this purple-tinged aquavit sour — the ideal exclamation on acrobatic catches, line-breaking runs, wild scores or hey, just moments of enthusiastic thirst. This is a celebration, after all.
Of course, beers should probably be involved as well — from the fridge, not a $16 commemorative cup. And if you're craving dessert after all that, consider whipping up a tray of bars. We're sure you've got your own recipes for that. Yah, you betcha, everyone in Minnesota enjoys a good bar.
Gee, isn't that festive? If you squint, maybe you'll see the top of U.S. Bank Stadium from your living room window. Or not, but you can use your imagination.