The latest Minneapolis Miracle? That anyone stuck around to watch the end of this game.
"My dad just texted me, saying he's in the car, waiting," Kirk Cousins said.
A man of taste might have gone to the car at halftime.
Thursday night football is a terrible idea poorly executed, but the Vikings' 19-9 victory over Washington was necessary work properly done.
Before September ended, the Vikings had lost two stomach-acid-stirring games to primary rivals because of poor quarterback play and had prompted a star receiver to revolt.
Before October ended, they had righted themselves with four consecutive victories while pacifying the star receiver.
They reached the midpoint of the season at 6-2, with proof they are a dominant force at home (with a 4-0 record at U.S. Bank Stadium) and with remarkably good health.
"We get Thielen back, I think we're right here with everybody else," Dalvin Cook said.