Back in 1986, when he was 20 years old, a Massachusetts resident named Christopher Knight drove to Maine, steered his car as deep into the forest as he could go, and turned off the engine. He placed the keys on the center console and walked off into the trees. For the next 27 years, he lived in the woods. In all that time, he communicated with no one, other than two hikers he happened to encounter five or 10 years on. (He said, "Hi.")
No one knew where he was. He didn't get in touch with his parents, nor his brother (who had co-signed for the car and was stuck with the payments), nor the people at his job. He just vanished.
But he didn't vanish very far. The Maine forests are dense and Knight found an almost invisible spot behind two "elephant-sized" boulders, within walking distance of a popular lake. It was there, behind those rocks, that he lived for nearly 30 years.
What a fascinating story! It might be more interesting, though, if Knight had become a true hermit, withdrawing from society and living fully on his own. Catching squirrels, maybe, or growing his own lettuce. And it might be more interesting still were he able to articulate why he had done this.
But Knight became a parasite, living off of others — breaking into cabins and stealing whatever he needed or wanted: food, yes, but also mattresses and books and blue jeans and tarps and radios and books and eyeglasses and batteries (lots of batteries).
Legends grew up around him, as well as fears; cabin owners felt like they were being watched. (They were — except for one mistake, Knight broke in only when they weren't home.)
When Knight was finally caught (this is the dramatic opening of Michael Finkel's "The Stranger in the Woods") it was while he was breaking into a children's summer camp that he had burglarized many times before.
This romantic figure, this mysterious man who had abandoned society for the forest, was nothing more than a common thief, stealing blocks of cheese and packages of bacon from little kids.