1 "My worst day at the fair is Day 13, when I wake up and realize that I can't have my root beer for breakfast," said stand co-owner Nick Post. It's a sentiment any sane person can totally relate to, because with its dark caramel color, rich vanilla accents and barely sweet bite, very little in the fair's brief 12-day window beats a frosty and frothy pull of 1919 Root Beer. This summer marks the 21st year that the Post family -- Nick's father, Bill, and sister Gaby are its other principal players -- has been selling this exceptional draft root beer (made at the August Schell Brewing Co. in New Ulm, Minn.) on the fairgrounds. "And we're still considered 'newcomers' by the old-timers," said Nick with a laugh. Another reason to love: A 10-oz. glass is just a buck, and floats start at $4.
Rick Nelson's 10 fair favorites
Sure, you probably know the roasted corn, the pork chop on a stick, the strawberry malts, the Sweet Martha's cookies, the mini-donuts, the deep-fried cheese curds, the Pronto Pups and other iconic Minnesota State Fair fare. But have you tasted these critic's favorites?
1919 Root Beer, outside the Garden, Dan Patch Avenue and Underwood Street.
2 Here's what Ed Rabideaux hears all day, every day, during the fair: "Oh, good, something besides fried food." The Minneapolis greengrocer -- he's the owner of the Produce Exchange at the Midtown Global Market -- sells the ripest, juiciest fruits for his State Fair clientele. This year, among the picture-perfect nectarines, Clementines, Minnesota-raised Zestar apples, plums and pluots, one particular gift from Mother Nature really stands out: Sweet Dreams peaches ($3). Rabideaux imports them specifically for the fair from a Washington State orchard and, for any peach-crazed fairgoer, they're the equivalent of a music fan's REO Speedwagon/STYX Grandstand double-header. "They're so crazy good, it's unbelievable," Rabideaux said, and, for once, it's a fairgrounds sales job that's no carny put-on.
Produce Exchange, outside the Agriculture/Horticulture building, Judson Avenue between Underwood and Cooper Streets.
3 Why settle for a single taste of Summit beer when you can have three? Adhering to fair tradition, the St. Paul craft brewery is cleverly offering Summit on a Stick ($7.50), a trio of 7-ounce pours of its robust Extra Pale Ale, Oktoberfest and Horizon Red Ale brands, served in a handy wooden carrying tray. Cheapskate's tip: Order it as a flight (same beers, same size, no souvenir carrying tray) and save a dollar.
Summit Beer, International Bazaar
4 Frozen bliss. The fair's most refreshing palate cleanser/portable air conditioner is simplicity itself, just intensely flavorful apple cider (pressed at the swell Pine Tree Orchard in White Bear Lake), frozen in a plastic push-up sleeve, an icy taste of Minnesota that goes for just $1.
Minnesota Grown Apples, Agriculture/Horticulture building
5 Blend the cranberry's far-northern cousin into Minnesota-made small-batch ice cream, scoop it into a tall cup, add a purple squirt of lingonberry juice and a spritz of soda water and what do you have? A lingonberry soda ($5.50) that looks so good (and tastes even better) that fellow fairgoers will stop and ask, "What is that?" which is invariably followed by, "Where do I buy one?"
Lingonberry Ice Cream, outside the Agriculture/Horticulture building, Underwood Street and Carnes Avenue.
6 Scratch a fairgoer, find a deep-fried delicacy they cannot live without. For me, it's the crumb-coated deep-fried dill pickles ($5), which manage to embody several of the fair's major food groups -- grease and salt, for starters -- but then cuts through the health hazards with an unexpectedly crunchy, vinegary finish. The cream cheese versions are even better.
The Preferred Pickle, Food Building
7 Speaking of deep-fried favorites, my guess is that Food Building denizens come to the popular Walleye on a Stick stand for the title treat. But insiders know to order the deep-fried smelt ($5). A dozen or so of the finger-like fish are gently battered and fried, with a crispy outside that contrasts nicely with the tender and slightly fishy -- in a good way -- interior.
Walleye on a Stick, Food Building
8 Just watching Sarah and Michael Wentzien's crew put together their elaborate fish tacos ($8) makes my stomach rumble with hunger. Here's the drill: A soft spinach tortilla is piled high with generous portions of hot-from-the-fryer tilapia, crisp cabbage, sharp red onion, a cool mango-pineapple salsa and a creamy, slow-burn chipotle sauce. It's a portable burrito-style meal of enticingly contrasting textures and flavors, and big enough to easily please two.
San Felipe Tacos, Food Building
9 In a word: Wow. "Why is this so dang good?" I asked Custard's Last Stand owner Dan Pederson, as I rudely continued to inhale his swoon-worthy coffee frozen custard ($3 to $5). "Because fat is where it's at," he said with a laugh. No kidding. Pederson blends a fine-grind espresso blend of Minneapolis-roasted Peace Coffee into his decadent frozen custard, and the combination -- with the gritty bits of high-octane coffee crunching against the supple smoothness of the custard -- makes even the most decadent coffee ice cream taste like Dairy Queen soft serve.
Custard's Last Stand, outside the Grandstand in Carousel Park
10 Anyone with a drop of Scandinavian blood in them can recall -- hopefully with fondness -- the lefse that a thoughtful relative would shower on family functions. With family names like Nelson, Olsen, Jackson and Moe in my background, reliving happy food memories is exactly why I always visit this popular outpost. Produced by Marshall and Amy Olson's Countryside Lefse in Blair, Wis., this lefse tastes exactly the way it should (for the uninitiated, imagine a potato-based tortilla), spread with butter and sprinkled with sugar ($2.50). Each delicious bite magically transports me out of the Food Building's hubbub and back to the Christmas Eve celebrations of my childhood, and that's a ride that can't be bested by any of the scream machines on the Mighty Midway.
Lynn's Potato Lefse, Food Building
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The 23rd installment of the beer fest will take place Oct. 12 at Boom Island Park in Minneapolis.