Psst, attention please. We interrupt your State Fair corn dog consumption and hand-wringing over the Vikings offensive line to deliver a piece of news that somehow has been largely ignored: The Gophers football team opens its season Thursday night.
Where is the buzz and sense of anticipation for a new season? Gophers talk has been unusually quiet around town, lost in a sea of euphoria over the Vikings prospects at a Super Bowl run.
Outside of diehards, interest in Gophers football seems subdued. The school anticipates attendance in the low 40,000s for the opener against New Mexico State, a figure that includes more than 5,000 ticket giveaways to incoming freshmen. The inability of a Big Ten program to sell out a 50,000-seat stadium for a season opener is disheartening to those of us who love college football.
What makes college football the greatest sport on Earth are its unique traditions, the pageantry of Saturday afternoons on campus, intense rivalries, marching bands, cool stadiums, fun fight songs, wacky postgame call-in shows, the whole works.
The Gophers still are trying to create that deep emotional attachment in a crowded sports market that is coming down with Purple Fever.
How do they get there? Win. That's the most simplistic answer. Winning solves a lot of problems.
Gophers fans don't need a history lesson on the program's lack of success. That horse has been kicked enough. But the effects of that history are still being felt, along with Norwood Teague's disastrous attempt at a money grab. The former AD couldn't have read the room any worse with his scholarship seating plan back in 2014. It's a tossup as to which turned off fans more: the collapse vs. Michigan in 2003 or Teague's tone-deaf price hike on tickets.
In firing Tracy Claeys and then hiring P.J. Fleck, Gophers athletic director Mark Coyle said he wanted to "shake the tree." Coyle needs a lot of victories to fall out of that tree in order to lure back long-time loyalists who bolted in protest of scholarship seating.