Twins fans have been beating the drum for their favorite team to sign either lefthander Dallas Keuchel, closer Craig Kimbrel or both.
I'm here to tell you to put down those drums.

After checking around over the weekend, it would take a major change of events for the Twins to sign either pitcher and bring him into a training camp that started three weeks ago.
Let's start with Keuchel.
Keuchel was 12-11 with a 3.74 ERA last season, which would look good in the Twins rotation. Threw over 200 innings but gave up just 18 home runs. But he did give up a league high 211 hits. And, in what is a red flag to a couple scouts I've spoken with, his strikeout rate dipped to a 6.7 per nine innings from 7.7 the year before.
He pitched most of 2016 with shoulder soreness, and a sore neck landed him on the DL in 2017. While healthy last season, there is concern about Keuchel's decline following two years with some sort of injury. And he's 31. That has scared teams away - well that plus reports that Keuchel wanted a five year deal at the outset of free agency.
The Twins did some sniffing around on Keuchel this offseason and decided to pass - like many teams have. AND since the Astros made a qualifying offer to Keuchel, any team that signs him loses a draft pick. And that has to factor in the decision.
Twins fans got stirred up last week when Jim Bowden tweeted that the club has been in contact with Kimbrel's agent. Let's dive into that one.