Congratulations, U.S. Ryder Cup fans. You're making "Caddyshack" look like a documentary.
On the kind of day that Hazeltine National members have been dreaming about for years, the sun shone, the Americans played brilliantly, tens of thousands crowded around every hole in play and a not-small-enough percentage of fans made fools of themselves.
One yelled something too disgusting to print at Rory McIlroy. Another yelled while Henrik Stenson was addressing a putt. Another did the same to Danny Willett.
On Friday, fans yelled at Willett's mother about a post written by Danny's brother that chastised American fans for being drunken louts. After the past two days, that post could be expanded into series of hardback books.
It would be convenient to pin the troubles on a handful of overserved patrons, but the general tenor Saturday afternoon was nasty.
Golf is not supposed to be rude. Even the Ryder Cup should be about intense but respectful competition. This event is compelling enough to stand on its own.
If you want to get drunk and scream stupidly at athletes, tuck some bail money into your sock and attend an NFL game.
"I think there's been some boundaries overstepped," McIlroy said. "Not on my side. It's been a tough crowd and … you just need to concentrate. I let it get to me a couple of times out there, and I probably shouldn't have. But it's tough. It's long days, it's 4:30 wake-up calls, you're playing a lot of golf, every now and again you're going to let it get to you, especially when emotions are running so high."