This space is normally devoted every Sunday to a numbers-based debate between myself and a colleague about a sports issue in the news.
We're going off-script this week for a couple of reasons: First, it's been one of the most extraordinary weeks in recent memory and talking about current sports seems a little strange. Second, if there's one thing that's still more extraordinary than this past week, it's this: Star Tribune columnist Sid Hartman turns 100 today.
As a tribute to Sid, here are some of the numbers that only begin to do his career justice.
• Sid has had 21,149 bylines in his career (so far). It would take a VERY long time to add up all the words from each of those stories and columns individually, but let's make a fun estimate.
Sid's columns these days usually roll in at a little over 1,000 words. So let's say that's the standard for everything he's ever written. That would mean that he has written more than 20 million words during his three-quarters of a century in newspapers.
By comparison, wordcounter.net says Leo Tolstoy's book "War and Peace" — one of the standard-bearers as far as long works go — checks in at just under 600,000 words.
So if you've read everything Sid has ever written, you have read a collective work that is roughly 35 times as long as "War and Peace."
Sadly, Tolstoy died in 1910 — meaning he missed the chance to be a close personal friend of Sid (born in 1920) by a decade.