Miriam Baer looked out from the pontoon toward the teen rowers and raised an old-fashioned red megaphone to her mouth.
Not that her booming voice needed amplification.
"Ready!" she shouted across the smooth surface of the Mississippi River. "ATTENTION! … Row!"
Baer is a 72-year-old grandmother. She's also a longtime rowing coach for the Minnesota Boat Club who coaches rowers ages 13 to 18. But if you are expecting this to be a story of a sweet and kindly granny gently mentoring young people along life's unexpected waves and wakes, well, this is not it.
Baer is tough and loud and blunt and demanding — and the dozens of young rowers who sign up to learn from her each year are well-advised to respond accordingly. To their credit, and Baer's, they seem to. She's coached several champions over the years and helped many earn spots on prestigious college rowing teams coast to coast.
Her seven seniors from the past year will be rowing this fall at the University of Minnesota, Princeton, the University of Washington, the University of Wisconsin-Madison, Mercyhurst, Drake and Worcester Poly Tech. Others attend Iowa State, Cornell and Oregon. She even coached a kid who went on to row in the 2008 Olympics in Beijing — Micah Boyd.
"The kids are all goggle-eyed when they first start," she said of the teens who hit the water just after 7 a.m. six days a week. "But they come around."
Farming, nursing, rowing
Baer's life is a lesson in grit and determination.