The St. Paul Saints were ready to play ball. Now if only they could find their pitcher.
"Hey! We've got to go!" barked a field manager, channeling the cranky spirit of Billy Martin as the startled guest hurler darted to the mound.
"Who is that?" a bleacher bum sitting above first base asked his companion as the obligatory first pitch from a celebrity got underway.
"Some obscure actor from 'The Hangover,' " said his buddy, prompting the woman in front of them to turn in her seat.
"That's my son," said Olga Dale, shaming the smart aleck as only a mother can do.
To relegate St. Paul native Ian Anthony Dale to the obscurity department doesn't only get under the skin of a loving parent. It also overlooks the fact that he's holding down steady jobs on two high-profile series: TNT's "Murder in the First," which airs its season finale Monday, and CBS' "Hawaii Five-O" — a double-duty dream of every barista in Los Angeles.
But while he may be becoming a familiar face, his off-screen identity remains somewhat of a mystery.
"Aren't you in 'Hawaii Five-O?' " said the checkout clerk at the CHS Field gift shop, where Dale was adding to his extensive cap collection. "I know who you are, but what's your name?"