"Why do all the new apartment buildings look so ugly?" asked an acquaintance recently. "Our friends from other cities," he added, "notice how much they all look alike and say the same thing about them."
Which should worry us.
While beauty — and ugliness — may remain in the eye of the beholder, our region competes with other cities for talent, for people who can live and work anywhere and who increasingly make that decision based on a place's quality of life — and appearance. If people from other cities think our new buildings look alike and ugly, we have a problem.
The problem does not stem from a lack of talent on the part of our design community. We have, by all accounts, one of the largest concentrations of talented architects, skilled contractors and enlightened developers per capita in the country. But they have to play by the rules of a misguided attempt on the part of the city to create "visual interest" in its buildings, as the Minneapolis zoning-code website puts it.
To see the source of the problem, go to that website (http://www.ci.minneapolis.mn.us/zoning/) and search for the "Guide to Exterior Building Walls and Materials." Zoning codes typically address issues like building setbacks, heights and land uses, which affect the functioning of the city. But when zoning officials try to regulate aesthetics, watch out!
The "guide" lists a number of "authorized building materials" — itself a worrisome constraint in a city that prides itself on innovation and creativity — and it features a matrix that dictates the percentage of various types of cladding that can go on the "front/corner side, interior side (and) rear" elevations of buildings. In Minneapolis, the front elevation of a new apartment building can be no more than 30 percent fiber cement siding, 50 percent burnished concrete block and 75 percent wood or metal panels.
Why those percentages, and where they came from, the code doesn't say.
These arbitrary prescriptions have determined the look of the city's new multifamily residential buildings, which typically combine materials in cluttered patchworks of metal, brick, stone and glass, as if concocted by a number of collage artists.