Tourists squeeze through the church-like pews of Nashville's Ryman Auditorium, snapping photos of the country music shrine, oblivious to the 73-year-old man on stage, silently putting the finishing touches on his latest script.
As the crew for "A Prairie Home Companion" tinkers with the lights and a barbershop quartet runs through a number, their outgoing boss could be wolfing down a pork-shoulder sandwich at Jack's Bar-B-Que across the back alley or tapping his hairy knuckles to Merle Haggard tunes at nearby Tootsies Orchid Lounge.
Instead he is sitting in his stocking feet in a folding chair behind a Hammond organ, hunched over his laptop, crafting and re-crafting every single word for his radio show, just as he has 1,548 times before.
It's an implausible scene, the writer up against a tight deadline, eschewing his quiet hotel room just three blocks away to work amid the chaos, but it neatly captures the two polar sides of Garrison Keillor — the ringmaster who could turn the Salem witch trials into a singalong and the shy bookworm who would escape chores as a kid to read on the toilet.
"I think he's the Mark Twain of our generation, and that's no small statement," says country music superstar Brad Paisley, who became obsessed with "Prairie Home" while growing up in West Virginia and has raised his two boys on the program's goofy sound effects and G-rated jokes.
Now the curtain is dropping on one of the most influential, improbable and demanding acts of the past half century.
Keillor has tried slowing down before, musing aloud about semi-retirement and going so far as to throw a farewell party to "PHC" in 1987. He was back on the air in 26 months.
This time, friends and colleagues are convinced he means it. Spurred by health problems — he recently began taking medication to prevent seizures — and a fear of overstaying his welcome, he will abandon the weekly grind two weeks from now with a final show at the Hollywood Bowl. Then he'll take a three-day train ride from Los Angeles to his St. Paul home to reflect on his future plans, including a screenplay, a memoir and a newspaper column.