Drops of sweat gathered on my brow as I picked my way up the northeastern side of the Temperance River. It was Day 13 and slow-going; the path climbs nearly 1,000 feet from the riverbed to the summit of Carlton Peak some 3½ miles away. An hour into my trek, I rounded a bend and spotted a groundhog sitting in the middle of the trail. Fishing out my phone, I willed it to stay in place so I could take some pictures. The animal complied, looking as if it was quite used to photo shoots.
But then, as I tucked my phone back in its pouch and began to advance down the trail, the plump rodent's demeanor changed. It began snapping its long, front teeth at me, the fur on its shoulders puffing out in indignation. Was this a mother protecting her young? I hadn't seen any babies, nor heard squeaks or scuffles coming from the vegetation.
"I don't want any trouble," I called out, trying again to move forward. "I just want to get by."
The furry herbivore backed up one step, then stopped and turned its head away from me, as if to indicate it couldn't hear me, or didn't care what I was saying.
"Leave me alone. I just want to keep hiking," I said, making little clucking noises to induce it to move. Nothing.
Changing tactics, I thrust my trekking poles overhead, shouting, "Ah! Rah! I'm a big scary thing!" Then I blasted a sharp note on my emergency whistle. "Out of the way! I'm a big, bad, scary hiker!" Tweet! TWEET!" The animal shuffled a little but held its ground.
For the next 20 minutes, I tried everything I could think of to get the groundhog to step aside and let me pass. I tossed sticks, stomped on the ground, waved my trekking poles, yelled. But it stayed put, snapping its yellowed incisors at me whenever I got too close. What to do?
I couldn't stand here all day. It would take too much time to backtrack down to Hwy. 61 and hike around this segment. No other hikers were around to assist. Then my hand touched something hard in my pack's front pouch — a canister of mace. I'd never used mace before. But now, fearing I was squaring off with a rabid animal, I took aim and pressed the button. A stream of red fluid shot out and the groundhog flew into the bushes with a squeal. I raced past and down the trail.