If you've ever chaperoned 16 middle-schoolers on a cross-country field trip, congratulations.
You're a stronger person than most of us will ever be.
Even if you've never chaperoned 16 middle-schoolers across the country and around the nation's capital and through all those museums and cherry blossoms and blisters and bathroom breaks, you still know the first rule of field trips: Where the kids go, you go.
So it was with some dismay that St. Paul teacher Mark Westpfahl stood in Ronald Reagan Washington National Airport last week and watched a planeload of his students take to the skies without him.
American Airlines had overbooked the flight home to Minneapolis-St. Paul International Airport.
American Airlines may not have understood the first rule of field trips.
"Chaperone Westpfahl?" An apologetic gate agent approached Friday night, as Westpfahl and a fellow teacher were preparing their 11- through 14-year-old charges for the trip home.
Westpfahl, an American studies teacher at St. Paul's Capitol Hill Gifted And Talented Magnet School, has led a lot of class trips, but this one had been special. The cherry trees were blooming on the National Mall, his students had gotten a special behind-the-scenes tour of the Smithsonian National Museum of Natural History and its vast storerooms of exotic bugs and dinosaur bones. There had been very few blisters.