Why were no animals eating the corn? Why was the spill so clean, with what looked at first glance like not a single kernel falling outside the tracks? Photographs were enhanced and investigated, wildlife expertise proffered, deer-hunting jokes made.
The photo, it turns out, is real.
The spill happened in Crystal on the Canadian Pacific rail line roughly between the Bottineau Boulevard bridge and the cul-de-sac of Scott Avenue North, much of it on a tree-lined stretch of the railroad right of way with homes on either side.
The corn stretched for roughly 2,000 feet, and assuming it was about 1½ inches deep the whole way, was in the ballpark of 900 bushels, or $3,465 worth of grain by Tuesday's prices at the Chicago Mercantile Exchange.
Gary Bates, who lives in a home next to the tracks, said that in warmer weather he figures birds would be swarming the tracks to eat the corn.
"There are deer and raccoon in the area but they're hunkered down, is my guess," Bates said. "They didn't get the e-mail."
Bates has seen grain spilled on the rail line before, but nothing like this.
"I've never seen the track completely covered in corn," he said.