I decided to bicycle from Duluth to La Crosse, Wis., during the hottest stretch of days in one of the hottest summers on record in the late 1970s. I had never done long-distance bicycling, and it hadn't occurred to me that I needed to prepare. I was 20 years old. I was young and strong, I loved to ride my bike, and I figured that biking to the Wisconsin river city wouldn't be that different from biking around Duluth and up the North Shore; it would just take longer.
I did not train. I did not do any research. I did not pack supplements or vitamins. I just stuffed my red pannier bags with a couple of changes of clothes, a tent and a sleeping bag, and pedaled off.
It's about 250 miles from Duluth to La Crosse, down two-lane highways that eventually crisscross the Mississippi River and hug the banks on either side. The river bluffs get hilly and steep, but the views are beautiful, and I figured the views would be worth the pain. The trip, I reckoned, would take about five days.
I had a map. It wasn't a very good map. I wasted most of one afternoon going the wrong direction on a gravel road and ending up back where I'd started. Fortunately, it was near a little country bar, so I had a cheeseburger and a malt, and then pedaled on into the hot and fading sun.
By the third day the backs of my hands had become terribly burned; it had not occurred to me that grasping bicycle handles for hours on end and exposing my hands to the sun, like an offering, might be a problem. When I awoke that third morning, they were a deep, hot red, excruciating to touch. I could barely move my fingers.
I gave it a little thought, and then I bicycled to a drugstore and bought a roll of medical gauze, which I wrapped mummy-like around my hands. It didn't help the pain, but it helped protect them from further burning.
One afternoon a tremendous rainstorm blew in. The rain came down in torrents, and I hid, bicycle and all, inside a stuffy and spidery outhouse until the weather passed. Then I climbed back onto my orange Schwinn 10-speed and bicycled on.
I was sweating all the time. Out on the highway, on the blacktop, the heat shimmered up from the road and beat down from the sun, and I was caught between, a small, sweating, frizzy, sunburned fool in a cotton T-shirt and increasingly grubby shorts. There was no possibility of shade. Hour after hour, my gauze fluttering in the breeze, I pedaled, my wet shirt stuck to my back, my face red, my legs aching. It was unbelievably, unrelentingly hot.