This is the rare story about the Vikings and grass that will contain no Percy Harvin jokes.
The Vikings are lousy when they play football on real grass. You may think that is irrelevant, or obvious, or par for the course. But it's not any of those things.
This season, the Vikings are 9-1 on turf and 0-3 on grass. That is not unusual. Since they moved from Met Stadium into the Metrodome in 1982, they have been stunningly bad when playing on grass fields.
On Sunday, the Vikings will play their last regular-season road game of 2019 on grass, against the Los Angeles Chargers.
They will be challenged by Philip Rivers, Melvin Gordon and a time change — and by the field surface at Dignity Health Sports Park. History indicates this game could be far more difficult than the teams' records — the Vikings are 9-4, the Chargers 5-8 — would suggest.
Vikings legends were built on the grass, snow and slop of old Met Stadium. Watch highlights of Fran Tarkenton scrambling or Jim Marshall rushing the passer, and you will gain a renewed appreciation for players of that era. It's not easy to play football in quicksand.
The team moved into the Metrodome in 1982 and has played all home games on turf since. Only three teams playing home games in enclosed stadiums have won Super Bowls — the 1999 St. Louis Rams, 2006 Indianapolis Colts and 2009 New Orleans Saints.
According to the website Pro Football Reference, since 1982, the Vikings' winning percentage on grass fields is .390 (66-104-2). That ranks them 25th among the 32 NFL franchises, and lower than Jacksonville, a traditionally downtrodden team that plays its home games on grass.