It's hard not to get excited about Tom Brady changing conferences and signing with Tampa Bay.
So, go ahead and backflip your way into the nearest overpriced Buccaneers No. 12 creamsicle jersey. Or quiver with fear that Tom's about to steal the Halas Trophy from your favorite NFC team.
But if you're asking whether all this hype actually will merge with G.O.A.T.-like/Patriot Way-type success, the answer is …
Nope.
Why?
Couple reasons, other than Father Time's undefeated record and this observer playing the odds after witnessing every new-team final act of every great NFL career going back to Johnny U. leaving Baltimore for the Chargers in 1973.
First reason: The ultimate TEAM Brady played 20 years for — and was allowed to walk away from via free agency — spent the 2010s going 141-42 with 10 division titles and three Super Bowl wins.
Second reason: The also-ran TEAM that will sign Brady — and now replaces Cleveland as this year's way-too-premature Super Bowl media darling — spent the 2010s going 59-101 with eight losing seasons and no postseason berths.