Fishing begins anew here Saturday in the Walleye Capital of the World. Yet you, a citizen of our fair state, find yourself utterly clueless how to catch a representative specimen of this delectable finned species.
But consider your problem solved, your embarrassment assuaged and your kids finally credentialed to rebuff the cruel needling of their school's most feared gang, the Walleye Bullies.
Instead, prepare to fist-pump your way through Minnesota's first day of angling.
For hereafter are 10 walleye fishing secrets that for generations have been hidden from public view in a hermetically sealed bait bucket at the bottom of Portsmouth Mine Pit Lake, Minnesota's deepest waterway at 450 feet.
Follow these, and you, too, can become one of the state's more than 1 million licensed braggarts, otherwise known as anglers.
1. Fish where walleyes swim. This seems simple. But it's half the battle. The greater the number of walleyes in a lake, the greater your chances of catching them — most other factors being equal, such as lake size and bottom structure.
Fortunately, the Department of Natural Resources has a website to help, www.mndnr.gov/lakefind/index.html. Just punch in the name of a lake you're curious about, and instantly its latest species-specific fish survey results and stocking reports appear. Compare these to long-term averages for the lake, as well as to survey averages for similar lakes.
But a caveat. Not all lakes "survey'' with similar accuracy. So some lakes that don't appear to be flush with walleyes, according to their surveys, might indeed be flush with them. That said, lakes showing gill-net catches of eight or more walleyes per set are worth a try.