
Welcome to the new morning post concept, which I've decided to call "The Cooler." It works on three levels (in my head), but I'm not going to explain them because there's nothing worse than explaining why you think you're clever. Normally in this space, I'll hit a bunch of topics rapid-fire — things you might have missed, things to make you seem smart when talking to your friends, etc.
But sometimes it will be a single subject with a lot of different tentacles. This is one of those days. And so:
Let's unpack the weird mess that is the Karl-Anthony Towns situation.
*This started Friday on a podcast with ESPN's Zach Lowe and Brian Windhorst. This being May, during a time when the offseason has begun for all but four teams, the duo — plugged in guys, to be sure — had this to say about the Wolves' big man:
That he and the Wolves are "not in a good place internally" (Lowe) and that "I don't think Anthony Davis is going anywhere any time soon. But Karl Towns … now that might be a different story" (Windhorst). Both kind of left it at that or even walked it back a little later on, but the Internet was having nothing of nuance.
*The chatter — two plugged in guys talking — was deemed a "report" by numerous outlets. Bleacher Report at least had the requisite amount of perspective in their short, often retweeted item. Zach LaVine, a former teammate of Towns with the Wolves, saw the BR item and replied on Twitter with the "look at that" eyes.
Around the same time, the Suns' Devin Booker — Towns' teammate at Kentucky — tweeted a picture of Karl in a Suns jersey. And Wolves fans pretty much lost their minds at that point.
*This is the point where I usually shake my finger and say, "Guys, this is how lame rumors get started. Nothing is going to happen." Towns has very little leverage, and the Wolves can offer him way more in a contract extension this summer than any other team will be able to offer. Emerging stars coming off rookie deals don't turn down these big extensions. Just doesn't happen. And the Wolves would be crazy to trade Towns. He was an All-Star last season, and anything good you can imagine happening in the next five years involves him.