In a league that has given us "Beast Mode," "the Assassin" and "Purple People Eaters," Rick Spielman jokingly longs for a cooler nickname. But when it's springtime and NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell starts reading names and hugging large men, there's really only one moniker that fits the Vikings general manager.
It's plain, it's simple and it's kind of boring, something Spielman isn't when the NFL draft is underway.
"Trader Rick," says Spielman, shaking his head.
Sorry, Rick, but you can't trade nicknames. As for draft picks, well …
Heading into his fourth draft as GM with final say on all personnel decisions, Spielman has made 15 trades involving 39 picks and the exchange of five veterans. At the top of the draft, he has taken seven first-rounders, a league record over a three-year span. At the bottom of the draft, he's had his hands on 11 seventh-rounders, including one that went from Minnesota to New England to Tampa Bay and, you guessed it, back to Minnesota.
All told, Spielman has selected 29 players over 21 rounds in three years. Year 4 starts Thursday and you can bet Trader Rick's trigger finger is twitching. He has only seven picks, including the 11th overall in a first round that could see the Vikings trade down as far as No. 20 and still get similar value at one of their positions of need, not to mention extra picks in later rounds.
A trade that isn't expected involves a certain 2012 NFL MVP. Spielman is adamant in his desire to keep running back Adrian Peterson. Like any team, the Vikings listen to all trade offers. But in this case, they have no expectation that any team will make an offer so grossly lopsided that it results in them trading a future Hall of Famer they expect greatness from in 2015. Especially to a rival NFC team (see: Dallas, Arizona) that they are competing with to reach the Super Bowl.
Peterson has a contract and, unlike the Percy Harvin situation in 2013, the Vikings don't consider Peterson a threat to hold out or be a volatile distraction once he returns. Also working against a Peterson trade is the fact the Vikings aren't allowing teams to have contact with him. So any team interested in making a giant move would have to do so without talking to Peterson or having him take a physical first.