Good thing Major League Baseball's trade deadline happens Tuesday. The Twins are running out of veterans to purge.
Brian Dozier is probably next. And maybe more. The clubhouse has a revolving door attached to it right now.
The Twins front office waved the white flag by initiating a fire sale that involves unloading veterans in order to stockpile prospects. As of Monday night, four trades had fetched nine minor leaguers in return, and baseball bosses Derek Falvey and Thad Levine probably aren't finished reshaping the roster in a youth movement.
Falvey and Levine are acting like the two Duke brothers at the end of the movie "Trading Places" when they realize they've been duped out of their fortune.
Sell! Sell! Sell!
If 2016 served as the organization's Total System Failure, this season represents a Total Stopgap Failure.
The Falvine Regime, perhaps reluctantly, attempted to reward the team after a 26-win improvement last season by bolstering, in theory, the roster with a crop of veterans on rental deals. Their plan backfired.
So now Falvine has commenced a new plan that makes sense in conception but offers no guarantees of a meaningful payoff.